Charlie Sheen's 2011 meltdown: 22 wacky quotes

Slideshow posted in Photos | Monday, March 07, 2011

17 of 22: 'I think we should do my book, incidentally entitled the best title of all time - 'Apocalypse ME: The Jaws of Life.' I'm going to sell this thing through Amazon and through Kindle. That way we save a bunch of trees. Because they give us our oxygen, face it, and we love trees. We must keep as many around as we can. Must maybe even marry a tree! Marry a tree because the other types of marriage for me didn't work, so I'm just going to marry a tree.' - Charlie Sheen during 'Sheen's Corner Episode 3, Torpedoes of Truth Part 2,' the actor's third uStream webcast posted on Monday, March 7, 2011. ( Photo /