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'I'm burning my own face but I can't feel the (expletive) heat because I don't feel (expletive) pain because pain is a (expletive) myth. Pain is as painful as you want it to be, to quote the late, great, brilliant, alien, non-human George Carlin.' - Charlie Sheen to unknown person on telephone during the second 'Charlie's Korner' webcast on uStream on March 6, 2011. He made his comments while holding a lit lighter next to the camera lens.