Charlie Sheen's 2011 meltdown: 22 wacky quotes

Slideshow posted in Photos | Monday, March 07, 2011

4 of 22: 'They'll wake up one day and realize how cool dad is. And, you know, signs all the checks on the front, not the back. And you know, we need him and we need his wisdom and his bitchin'-ness.' - Charlie Sheen about his twin sons Bob and Max to ABC News' Andrea Canning during an interview that aired on '20/20' on March 1, 2011. (ABC Photo)