Charlie Sheen's 2011 meltdown: 22 wacky quotes

Slideshow posted in Photos | Monday, March 07, 2011

2 of 22: 'I'm so tired of pretending like my life isn't perfect and bitchin' and just winning every second and I'm not perfect and bitchin' and just deliverying the goods at every frickin' turn, because, look what I'm dealing with' man. I'm dealing with fools and trolls, dealing with soft targets and it's just, you know it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee because I don't have time for these clowns.' - Charlie Sheen's first on-air rant, on the Alex Jones radio show, on Feb. 24, 2011. (CBS)